"Hello there chum "Bill says to me
"Hi "I say
"Look a candle "Bill tells me
"Cool " I exclaim as the flame flickered and then went because a rock monter blew it out.
"Nooooooooooo I will get revenge " I yell and then jump into Volkswagen punch buggy and drive away into the sunset.
(Boom)
"Look the giant rock monster " Bill tells me
As we go to him we blow him up with bazooca.
"Cool guys don't look at explosion " I sing
"We did it " bill says excited
"Ya we dun did it " I say
"You down for chicken wings." Bill asks
"Oh ya."

Fireworks are in the cold crisp air Suddenly there was a THUNDER storm but in SILENCE and Kylo Ren apeard with storm troopers.
"Look a pig, but it has wings and ORANGE PYJAMAS " a voice shouts, just then a space ship zooms out of no where.
"Hello humans we come from the piramids of gizzer and we want our pig back" then they swam away into the sky.
"Now back to business " kylo ren says
"bye " I say in fear and I leave to go to Dairy Queen then kylo ren gets squished  by the spaceship.
"Yay!"

                                                                The turtle on the beach

"What a beautiful day " said frow yo
"ya it is beautiful " I say back.
"Look a turtle " I tell frow yo
"cool " he says. All of the sudden a stair case pops out of no where and squishes my friend to bits.
"Brother " he says as that's his last words.
"See yay later alligator, I feel something tingling, my people need me" so I go up the stairs then Indiana Jones music plays.


                                                ... Later

"I made it " I say then this guy kicks me in the face. I'l never let go.

As I am walking down the street and in the tv store on the tv's the news says there will be a meteor shower today.
" A meteor shower, cool" Suddenly!!! Aliens blow up the moon and it starts crashing down to earth. So I go to the gas station and buy a logo ticket but the there's a beep and I realize it's my watch, I am dreaming. So I dream of a garage and books and a Lamborghini.
" Sick" I say as I start flying away it to the sky.

100 word challenge

The story          

"Look at all the other bins so colourful" as I'm talking to myself again.
"Heh look at the litter box, he's a peace of trash" the black bin says
"Yay he stinks" a yellow can adds. And then out of the blue there is a truck and it's come to take me away to turn me into a unicycle.
"Bye bye" a blue bin says but instead he takes the other bins. Now I can live in peace then that dog comes over and pees on the ground.

"The weather forecast calls for a tornado today, but I don't believe that" fill explains as he takes a sip of his coffee. (Beep beep)
"Oh I gotta go" I say
"See yay later" fill says. As I'm walking down the street I see a hobo in a alley so I woddle in and he says "put your hand inside this box and behold the magic" the old old man tells me.
"Ok " and I put my hand in the box and felt a moldy hotdog.
"Cool " and I munch down on the food.

The Train Wreck 

While out for a night stroll I saw a racoon walking down the railroad tracks into a tunnel.  He went into a tunnel so I followed him and then  he went into a hole so I just kept going along the tracks.  Then all of the sudden a train comes and all I see is the headlight coming closer so I start running in the opposite direction but the spot just grew and grew.  The next morning I woke up in the hospital in a full body cast.  The door opens suddenly and I am a bit startled but its just a nurse bringing my food.   She hands me a straw and says "Bon Appetite" then she chuckles and leaves.