Tuesday 26 January 2016

The Homework Malfunction

I was on my way home from school and I was very rushed.  I didn't have time to shower after gym today as we had to run laps because coach was angry that his car broke down and his wife was breaking up with him, so we had to stay late.  When I arrived home I put my backpack on the floor and went to take a shower but later that day I realized that my stinky dog had eaten my homework and part of my backpack. The next day was a horrific day and never to be talked about ever again.   

Wednesday 20 January 2016

100 WC by Kaleb

THE ADVENTURE
BY KALEB




"Phew I think we lost them" I said while catching my breath.
"Yeah I think so too" Fill agreed with me.
"Wait do you hear that, it sounds like rain" I said
"yeah I wish we had an umbrella" Fill said
"ok lets go home to the hard mountain" I said 
"Wait did you see that, it looks like..." Fill asked
"no but I see there is a berry bush" I exclaimed.
"Help! aaaaaaaah!" Fill screamed while being plummeted  by a wolf, there was red blood every where. His body floated down the river,lifeless. 
"Oh no,aaaaaaaaaaah Oh it was just a dream."

Thursday 14 January 2016

 
 
Apple Heist
 
 
"Omg,It's the new iPhone 4618" I said.
"Ya the line is 40 miles long" Dave said sarcastically.
So as I joined the queue and waited.  When it was 6 hours later we just decided
"this is taking forever" I told Dave.  So I  decided to take matters into my own hands. So we went through the vent,
 "hey stop pushing" I said
 "then hurry up" Dave told me.  Then out of the vents so now we take two devices and then back through the vent
"finally", oh no do you hear that
"sirens" run and behind the bars we go.   

Friday 8 January 2016

100 WC week 1


THE DEVICE



Tired when I wake up from the door bell ringing and the crust in my eyes all I want to do is sleep. When I start putting on my clothes for the day. When I am walking to the door and open it it's my friend Joe and he says 
"sorry" BAM to the face with a shovel and knocked out. Slowly I wake up to be on a cupcake. 
"Hello. We got zapped by my shrinking device and we are stuck small." 
" What. We need to go home" I said 
" I know but we could eat" 
"yes we can"