100 word challenge

The story          

"Look at all the other bins so colourful" as I'm talking to myself again.
"Heh look at the litter box, he's a peace of trash" the black bin says
"Yay he stinks" a yellow can adds. And then out of the blue there is a truck and it's come to take me away to turn me into a unicycle.
"Bye bye" a blue bin says but instead he takes the other bins. Now I can live in peace then that dog comes over and pees on the ground.

"The weather forecast calls for a tornado today, but I don't believe that" fill explains as he takes a sip of his coffee. (Beep beep)
"Oh I gotta go" I say
"See yay later" fill says. As I'm walking down the street I see a hobo in a alley so I woddle in and he says "put your hand inside this box and behold the magic" the old old man tells me.
"Ok " and I put my hand in the box and felt a moldy hotdog.
"Cool " and I munch down on the food.

The Train Wreck 

While out for a night stroll I saw a racoon walking down the railroad tracks into a tunnel.  He went into a tunnel so I followed him and then  he went into a hole so I just kept going along the tracks.  Then all of the sudden a train comes and all I see is the headlight coming closer so I start running in the opposite direction but the spot just grew and grew.  The next morning I woke up in the hospital in a full body cast.  The door opens suddenly and I am a bit startled but its just a nurse bringing my food.   She hands me a straw and says "Bon Appetite" then she chuckles and leaves.