"Hello there chum "Bill says to me
"Hi "I say
"Look a candle "Bill tells me
"Cool " I exclaim as the flame flickered and then went because a rock monter blew it out.
"Nooooooooooo I will get revenge " I yell and then jump into Volkswagen punch buggy and drive away into the sunset.
(Boom)
"Look the giant rock monster " Bill tells me
As we go to him we blow him up with bazooca.
"Cool guys don't look at explosion " I sing
"We did it " bill says excited
"Ya we dun did it " I say
"You down for chicken wings." Bill asks
"Oh ya."

Fireworks are in the cold crisp air Suddenly there was a THUNDER storm but in SILENCE and Kylo Ren apeard with storm troopers.
"Look a pig, but it has wings and ORANGE PYJAMAS " a voice shouts, just then a space ship zooms out of no where.
"Hello humans we come from the piramids of gizzer and we want our pig back" then they swam away into the sky.
"Now back to business " kylo ren says
"bye " I say in fear and I leave to go to Dairy Queen then kylo ren gets squished  by the spaceship.
"Yay!"

                                                                The turtle on the beach

"What a beautiful day " said frow yo
"ya it is beautiful " I say back.
"Look a turtle " I tell frow yo
"cool " he says. All of the sudden a stair case pops out of no where and squishes my friend to bits.
"Brother " he says as that's his last words.
"See yay later alligator, I feel something tingling, my people need me" so I go up the stairs then Indiana Jones music plays.


                                                ... Later

"I made it " I say then this guy kicks me in the face. I'l never let go.

As I am walking down the street and in the tv store on the tv's the news says there will be a meteor shower today.
" A meteor shower, cool" Suddenly!!! Aliens blow up the moon and it starts crashing down to earth. So I go to the gas station and buy a logo ticket but the there's a beep and I realize it's my watch, I am dreaming. So I dream of a garage and books and a Lamborghini.
" Sick" I say as I start flying away it to the sky.

100 word challenge

The story          

"Look at all the other bins so colourful" as I'm talking to myself again.
"Heh look at the litter box, he's a peace of trash" the black bin says
"Yay he stinks" a yellow can adds. And then out of the blue there is a truck and it's come to take me away to turn me into a unicycle.
"Bye bye" a blue bin says but instead he takes the other bins. Now I can live in peace then that dog comes over and pees on the ground.

"The weather forecast calls for a tornado today, but I don't believe that" fill explains as he takes a sip of his coffee. (Beep beep)
"Oh I gotta go" I say
"See yay later" fill says. As I'm walking down the street I see a hobo in a alley so I woddle in and he says "put your hand inside this box and behold the magic" the old old man tells me.
"Ok " and I put my hand in the box and felt a moldy hotdog.
"Cool " and I munch down on the food.

The Train Wreck 

While out for a night stroll I saw a racoon walking down the railroad tracks into a tunnel.  He went into a tunnel so I followed him and then  he went into a hole so I just kept going along the tracks.  Then all of the sudden a train comes and all I see is the headlight coming closer so I start running in the opposite direction but the spot just grew and grew.  The next morning I woke up in the hospital in a full body cast.  The door opens suddenly and I am a bit startled but its just a nurse bringing my food.   She hands me a straw and says "Bon Appetite" then she chuckles and leaves.  

   

"Help, help" a voice shouts from below. 

"I will save you" I say.  I am Latte Man ( whoosh whoosh).

"Thank god you where here Latte Man" a lady says

"Your welcome" I respond (vroom vroom) I cycle away.

Hours Later.

Beep beep "Oh no it's Captain Cocoa" I say.

"Wa ha ha ha ha" Cocoa says

"Captain Cocoa We meet again" I state.

" I got a suit, did you notice" he says

" and then Latte Man defeated Captain Cocoa and it was like bam bam boom pew pew. And Latte Man saved the day again.


 

            Dead End Date

 

I'm likely to blow my date because I got a bit of gas. Her dating profile said that she was a dancer and a swimmer, and I am a bit introverted.  A FEW HOURS LATER.  Scared all most petrified walking into the restaurant when I see her sitting at the table wearing a mint green dress. She looked beautiful with her blond hair and I started drooling and then a sharp thorn of fear shot up and I quickly ran to the mens room. " I can do this " I say over and over again but when my fear is gone I go back but she has vanished . "Great I blew it, again" I say all most crying.

"Oh no it's here" I say as the door opened and there it was the creature , it had clothe and shoes on also a hat with that. Giant humongous steps it's taking and is starting to point at something in the distance and it's a snack machine and wants chips of some kind. Now it starts laughing at me because of my dress and all I want to do is rip it's heart out, but after all i'm justin a painting and painting cant move.

David Wants A Pet

Clarissa was coming home from work on the bus when she got a phone call from her son David.  He said ''what time are you going to be home at?"  I replied "I will be home about 7:30."  On my way home I was listening to the news on my iPad and it said "David Strawberry had stolen a hippo from the Greater Vancouver Zoo and authorities were looking for him."  When I got home I rushed inside and found David in the garage with the hippo feeding it a watermelon and she was shocked to see the giant creature up close.   

THE BABY MIXUP

On December 14, 2000 there was a very bad fire in our apartment building.  My mommy was home with me at the time.  The fire started in our apartment on the top floor because my mommy left something on the stove and forgot about it.  She called 911 and she grabbed me and took me to the balcony, as my mommy was handing me to the firefighter she realized that I was replaced with a watermelon and she had left me on the kitchen counter.  She raced inside and grabbed me quickly and we went back on the balcony to safety.    

The Homework Malfunction



I was on my way home from school and I was very rushed.  I didn't have time to shower after gym today as we had to run laps because coach was angry that his car broke down and his wife was breaking up with him, so we had to stay late.  When I arrived home I put my backpack on the floor and went to take a shower but later that day I realized that my stinky dog had eaten my homework and part of my backpack. The next day was a horrific day and never to be talked about ever again.   

100 WC by Kaleb

THE ADVENTURE
BY KALEB

"Phew I think we lost them" I said while catching my breath.
"Yeah I think so too" Fill agreed with me.
"Wait do you hear that, it sounds like rain" I said
"yeah I wish we had an umbrella" Fill said
"ok lets go home to the hard mountain" I said 
"Wait did you see that, it looks like..." Fill asked
"no but I see there is a berry bush" I exclaimed.
"Help! aaaaaaaah!" Fill screamed while being plummeted  by a wolf, there was red blood every where. His body floated down the river,lifeless. 

"Oh no,aaaaaaaaaaah Oh it was just a dream."

 

 

Apple Heist

 

 

"Omg,It's the new iPhone 4618" I said.

"Ya the line is 40 miles long" Dave said sarcastically.

So as I joined the queue and waited.  When it was 6 hours later we just decided
"this is taking forever" I told Dave.  So I  decided to take matters into my own hands. So we went through the vent,
 "hey stop pushing" I said
 "then hurry up" Dave told me.  Then out of the vents so now we take two devices and then back through the vent
"finally", oh no do you hear that
"sirens" run and behind the bars we go.   

100 WC week 1

THE DEVICE

Tired when I wake up from the door bell ringing and the crust in my eyes all I want to do is sleep. When I start putting on my clothes for the day. When I am walking to the door and open it it's my friend Joe and he says 
"sorry" BAM to the face with a shovel and knocked out. Slowly I wake up to be on a cupcake. 
"Hello. We got zapped by my shrinking device and we are stuck small." 
" What. We need to go home" I said 
" I know but we could eat" 
"yes we can"