Dead End Date

 

I'm likely to blow my date because I got a bit of gas. Her dating profile said that she was a dancer and a swimmer, and I am a bit introverted.  A FEW HOURS LATER.  Scared all most petrified walking into the restaurant when I see her sitting at the table wearing a mint green dress. She looked beautiful with her blond hair and I started drooling and then a sharp thorn of fear shot up and I quickly ran to the mens room. " I can do this " I say over and over again but when my fear is gone I go back but she has vanished . "Great I blew it, again" I say all most crying.

"Oh no it's here" I say as the door opened and there it was the creature , it had clothe and shoes on also a hat with that. Giant humongous steps it's taking and is starting to point at something in the distance and it's a snack machine and wants chips of some kind. Now it starts laughing at me because of my dress and all I want to do is rip it's heart out, but after all i'm justin a painting and painting cant move.

David Wants A Pet

Clarissa was coming home from work on the bus when she got a phone call from her son David.  He said ''what time are you going to be home at?"  I replied "I will be home about 7:30."  On my way home I was listening to the news on my iPad and it said "David Strawberry had stolen a hippo from the Greater Vancouver Zoo and authorities were looking for him."  When I got home I rushed inside and found David in the garage with the hippo feeding it a watermelon and she was shocked to see the giant creature up close.   

THE BABY MIXUP

On December 14, 2000 there was a very bad fire in our apartment building.  My mommy was home with me at the time.  The fire started in our apartment on the top floor because my mommy left something on the stove and forgot about it.  She called 911 and she grabbed me and took me to the balcony, as my mommy was handing me to the firefighter she realized that I was replaced with a watermelon and she had left me on the kitchen counter.  She raced inside and grabbed me quickly and we went back on the balcony to safety.