100 word challenge

The story          

"Look at all the other bins so colourful" as I'm talking to myself again.
"Heh look at the litter box, he's a peace of trash" the black bin says
"Yay he stinks" a yellow can adds. And then out of the blue there is a truck and it's come to take me away to turn me into a unicycle.
"Bye bye" a blue bin says but instead he takes the other bins. Now I can live in peace then that dog comes over and pees on the ground.

"The weather forecast calls for a tornado today, but I don't believe that" fill explains as he takes a sip of his coffee. (Beep beep)
"Oh I gotta go" I say
"See yay later" fill says. As I'm walking down the street I see a hobo in a alley so I woddle in and he says "put your hand inside this box and behold the magic" the old old man tells me.
"Ok " and I put my hand in the box and felt a moldy hotdog.
"Cool " and I munch down on the food.

The Train Wreck 

While out for a night stroll I saw a racoon walking down the railroad tracks into a tunnel.  He went into a tunnel so I followed him and then  he went into a hole so I just kept going along the tracks.  Then all of the sudden a train comes and all I see is the headlight coming closer so I start running in the opposite direction but the spot just grew and grew.  The next morning I woke up in the hospital in a full body cast.  The door opens suddenly and I am a bit startled but its just a nurse bringing my food.   She hands me a straw and says "Bon Appetite" then she chuckles and leaves.  

   

"Help, help" a voice shouts from below. 

"I will save you" I say.  I am Latte Man ( whoosh whoosh).

"Thank god you where here Latte Man" a lady says

"Your welcome" I respond (vroom vroom) I cycle away.

Hours Later.

Beep beep "Oh no it's Captain Cocoa" I say.

"Wa ha ha ha ha" Cocoa says

"Captain Cocoa We meet again" I state.

" I got a suit, did you notice" he says

" and then Latte Man defeated Captain Cocoa and it was like bam bam boom pew pew. And Latte Man saved the day again.


 

            Dead End Date

 

I'm likely to blow my date because I got a bit of gas. Her dating profile said that she was a dancer and a swimmer, and I am a bit introverted.  A FEW HOURS LATER.  Scared all most petrified walking into the restaurant when I see her sitting at the table wearing a mint green dress. She looked beautiful with her blond hair and I started drooling and then a sharp thorn of fear shot up and I quickly ran to the mens room. " I can do this " I say over and over again but when my fear is gone I go back but she has vanished . "Great I blew it, again" I say all most crying.

"Oh no it's here" I say as the door opened and there it was the creature , it had clothe and shoes on also a hat with that. Giant humongous steps it's taking and is starting to point at something in the distance and it's a snack machine and wants chips of some kind. Now it starts laughing at me because of my dress and all I want to do is rip it's heart out, but after all i'm justin a painting and painting cant move.

David Wants A Pet

Clarissa was coming home from work on the bus when she got a phone call from her son David.  He said ''what time are you going to be home at?"  I replied "I will be home about 7:30."  On my way home I was listening to the news on my iPad and it said "David Strawberry had stolen a hippo from the Greater Vancouver Zoo and authorities were looking for him."  When I got home I rushed inside and found David in the garage with the hippo feeding it a watermelon and she was shocked to see the giant creature up close.